MediaRebelMKIII

Some snappy comebacks to everyday comments: "The pleasure is mine."/"Nice to meet you!" -Wanna bet? "What Time is it?" -Time for you to get a watch, genius. "Excuse me, where's the train station" -Probably near the tracks. "Hey, can I talk to you for a minute?" -59, 58, 57, 56... "How are you doing today?" -Fine until you walked in. "Can I borrow a dollar?" -Sure, as long as I get to spend it. "Can I buy you a drink?" -If it makes you leave me alone, then heck yes. "What's that noise?" -Me leaving. "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" -Who cares, I just eat 'em both anyway. "Wanna share a dessert?" -If by 'share' yo